Monkeys Fist

David Brent would be more use than this cunt.

Aaaand that's enough about True Detective thanks.

If they can't afford one, can't we borrow one?

They use the hexadecimal system though, on account of their extra digits

Nah, one got a whole life sentence, the other got 45years minimum term. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26357007

Life sentences. Arseholes like a Guatemalan sinkhole by the time they get out, if they ever do.

Hijacked by the knuckledraggers down the road? Although, why they'd bother.....

Ironically, the bloke who did the 2009 shootings , Maj. Hassan, a man whose job it is to kill people, killed people whose job it was to kill people. His punishment for killing is to be killed. God Bless Murica!

It did. They aren't allowed firearms on site ( excepting MPs and guard duty), but it seems the bloke just strolled to the local Death shop and bought himself a 9mm pistol. (Being Texas, it probably came free with an iPad or something.)

Nah, different one. This one doesn't like wraps, or for that matter, tortillas.

Busy day in Merika, 3 dead in a shooting at Fort Hood, Texas ( the second incident there following the 2009 shootings). It's reported that the shooter, who shot himself, bought the 9mm pistol at a local store..... You know, like you would a phone or a pint of milk. FFS. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26863033 Also, on the same day, gunshots reported on campus at Kent State University. No casualties and suspect arrested http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-79805549/

J69'd your post.

Pam Ayres does.

Congratumalations, Smuggy McSmugknickers.

Clearly over excited.

Or not.

Just found this, it's a year old, but new to me http://m.101greatgoals.com/blog/bbc-radio-call-up-ex-sunderland-defender-michael-gray-get-a-scottish-student-who-blags-an-interview/

No mention of his joining Fanny Rats Anonymous? Biased journo.

Still, you getting laid tonight?