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  1. Monkeys Fist
    "Cauldron of Hate" Half empty Pot Noodle
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Still would.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    If anyone was going to find one, I knew it'd be you.
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Lasses with beards can fuck off, too.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Let the Grief Fest begin.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    My guess is that since he got told to fuck off by SD shareholders for a payout, he's a bit short of gambling coupons, so he's come on board to pick up some petty cash.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Christ, even I steered clear of that one! Normally couldn't give a fuck about the lives of celebrities, but this saddens me- two tiny young lads have lost their mother, and as for Berb .....
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26931337
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Fuck me. Got to feel for her old man- poor bastard.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Plenty of shite though.
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    Very good.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Apparently women can vote now!
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    Rat's lacist!
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    I think he's fucked himself for any meaningful future work, personally. Wherever he goes next, let's imagine he's not happy with the transfer funds available, which are lower than he was promised, or he "ain't 'appy" about some other random shit. What is he going to do, resign? He's shown here that he'll bend over and take whatever is hoyed up him,even if it's JFK. Any chairman worth the name will tell him to take it or fuck off, and we all know which he'll do. I'm so sad about this- poor Alan.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    27-0. Nice
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Still be shitty at the back, comically inadequate up front, and totally controlled by a cunt.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Months? Weeks maybe. But aye.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Use the toilet, you fucking animal.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    NoNo it wouldn't. But at the very least we might have a team of 11 players who give the tiniest flying fuck, are sent out with a clear idea of what's expected, and have a manager they can look at without laughing to themselves as they look up "self respect" in their dictionary.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Yes. Pardew. With your wife. (Allegedly etc)
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Ah dinnar wot yeah problem is , marra?
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