Monkeys Fist

Arseholed Again.

Goat in a Coat on a Boat still Afloat who could gloat, shot by his mate, Raoul Moat- mental stoat.

* closes eyes- imagines a set of nipples. Still would.

The Shearer transfer announced us to the world, so for that alone, he wins.

Jonny 2Dads

FYP FYFYP

Aye Problem?

No, but neither do I want Freddy's snout back in the trough.

Thanks but no thanks Frederick.

Packs of feral Chihuahuas terrorising neighbourhoods in Phoenix , Arizona. http://www.geekosystem.com/feral-chihuahuas-in-pheonix/

Excellent.

Mackem Logic in a nutshell.

(Saw it. Impressive. Considering rockets don't work in space. )

Is he not just a bit forgetful?

Time - Yes. Free hands- no.

I believe the OED defines it as "Chin Spooge"

Just had a Robin Askwith moment on the last drop of the day. Prepping window frames before painting them on a converted warehouse, swing across to get a window - Oops! Excuse me Madam, I do believe your boobs are in my eyes. Champion

Gus' Party Bus?

Get out

Extra bum on her chest....... Bonus??