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    Well exercised.
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    See all these windows..... I'm in the middle of sanding, filling and painting them.
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    Work 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Read wax instructions again 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Set Roomba away 1 rub, 2 rubs, 3 rubs. Stop. Cuppa Etc etc
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    Curry People Wok People ...... Over to you chaps.
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    Locked in his shed with a ton of Kleenex and a pic of Thatcher. He'll be down to 17 stone in a week
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    PaddockLad's DIY results in a mangled finger from drilling through it. Gemmill has sore wrists from rubbing his table
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    CT's looking at that and thinking " Needs a cherry tomato and a buttered slice..... Nom nom"
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    I could actually see them doing that.
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    Pardew-" We tried, we really tried, but we just couldn't get the Jonas signing over the line" PR bloke -*whispers* " Shut your noise Shagger, he's already ours."
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    Nicking it.
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    Looks thin on the flanks.
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    Surprised you didn't snap your spine
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    That'll silence the neigh-sayers.
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    Superb. That's what you get from fans instead of customers.
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    I honestly couldn't give a fuck anymore. Mission accomplished Ashley, you cunt.
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    Had some tit posting the spoiler on FB. Unfriended. (Spoiler follows, as indicated by the SPOILER tags, fair warning )
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    "Cletus Mick" is also @yourservice's handiwork, btw.
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    Saw a documentary following Coogan on a tour of Oz/NZ the other night. He didn't come across too well, tbh.
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    Almost as unbearable as if the wallpushing twats don't win it.
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    You mean close his account,which can be found here?https://mobile.twitter.com/the_dilsh
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    Good to see English Farce is thriving as a comedy medium. Here's the highlights of a transcript of Pardew's 129 second presser after the Stoke game http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardews-129-second-press-6983960Won't answer question from Ryder, immediately asked the same question from non local journo- answers it. This is what we've become.
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