Monkeys Fist

Titties.

Thank god you're here. Nobody else was aware of this interview, and without you, that would have remained the case.

He didn't start it , therefore it's been done wrong

Oh, I wonder where you found that. What's your username on there, Marra?

I'd struggle to name a single player on our books with as much commitment, grit and professionalism than him. So, we'll let him go.

My mate got a freebie in the posh seats today, she's just sent me this pic.

Mrs. Carver shudders, then hits the gin.

He has things to say. We must read them.

Joey Barton as PR Spokesman.

Take your time.....

I'll be honest, I didn't know there was a song of that title too.

The Loneliness of The Long-Winded Mackem.

This is why he types so much- extra fingers.

Plane with "Top Dogs" banner cancelled seconds from take off. Hundreds of Giros wasted.

Here you go, It's your favorite hand, too.

Today has been far better than expected- Avoided the drop Jonas scores the Winner Above the Inbreds Both Sourness and Fat Sam going home to kick the dog. Definitely potting brown tonight.

FYP

Post match party begins.....

Can we knight him? Sir Jonas of One Ball Lonnen Fucking superstar.

Emo.