Monkeys Fist

Greece: Government suspends professional football after violence http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/31627613

Aye, me neither. http://www.philmacgiollabhain.ie/the-incubator/

Won't chug cock.

:panic: :panic: :panic:

So, if we pump KY jelly in whilst we take oil out, we'll be ok?

He's a terroir when he's had a few.

Quit wining, Ken.

Hang on- I thought the earth was a disc, with ice round the edge and supermagic crystals at the centre, dishing out denpressure and sunlight? Now you're trying to tell me the planet is an oil-cooled liggy?

"Going to sleep"

What's going on, Parky? Is it the Rise of the Morlocks? Sinkhole opens up beneath South Korean pedestrians http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-31602247 Sinkhole opens up in Naples following a broken water pipe http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31594542

She looks like an after photo for a meth-head with a cracking set of bangers. The crazy ones are always filthy.

Please do an emo Ryder.

He dresses like a man on YTS wages.

Found your stash, I think.

Bloody Mohameds, coming over here,changing our seasons, something something, bacon shed.

Ran that slapper silhouette through my zx81photo editing suite, lightened the x/y monotones, recombobulated the contrast parameters etc. you'll never guess.

FYP

Hell's teeth, woman- how long is this birthday going on for? Someone's also put up loads of signs for you on the Felling bypass.

Cock banana?

Not guilty. If I could fuck around with peoples' avatars, this joker would be way down the list.

Cock banana ......