Monkeys Fist
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The family's away for the week. He's got 80yr old Dot round for tea and lovin'. Working her up into a right froth
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How can they answer while you're pushing their faces into the pillow?
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Quite possibru.
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Gemmill sweating a bit, now. " What's all this about a new toyboy, Gran?"
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" I'm not eating this muck,Nurse, it's not been microwaved" " That's a suppository, you ginger oaf" " "
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"Couldn't find a tanning shop, so bought some creosote instead. I must say, Sunderland Burns Unit is very nice "
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Does CT balance a cherry tomato on his gunt whilst he's cooking away?
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It'll be a good chance for Mr. Ashley to gauge how far we've come since he implemented the "Arsenal model" for running us.
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They'll soon be back to their whining when Man U announce Rodgers as their new gaffer at the end of the season
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Isn't it , hmm?
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For a moment I thought I'd opened the Belta Minge thread.
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Got a Zoom lens, has it?
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Is it set in Boldon?
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Story of your life
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You will if you start tearing the neck off it.
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Make a sculpture of a chicken. Made of chicken.
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Tinned?
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Take a bow, Sir.
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Shag Putin
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