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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Paving stones look green and slimy as fuck there, Tubster. " Anyone know where I can get a jet washer?"
  2. You'll need some reinforced girders
  3. Third pic down, the stripy vest fellows, is he getting a cheeky nipple tweak there?
  4. It'd be a bit cruel to Gateshead if they suddenly lost gates of 12,000+ when Fat Cunt eventually sells though . *Heed Chairman " Where's me fucking crowd gone????"
  5. " covert surveillance" Good news though KCG.
  6. Trying not to think about it tbh.
  7. Plebs man, nee fucking finesse.
  8. " Can you stand of front of me Nurse Cath, and hold my head still" " How's that ?" " Mmmmmmmfffffffffnnnnnmmmm "
  9. You should try using a knife to slice your salads, instead of a hacksaw
  10. The fish is Straight Outta Iceland too. Although to be fair to the Granny Banger, he'll claim his post only states the potato chunks are homemade.
  11. " Brace yourself Love, the incontinence pads are warming in the microwave- it's nearly mushroom time!"
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