Monkeys Fist

In all this, it's easy to forget that there's a poor young lass somewhere who's going to have to go through life knowing she shagged a Mackem player.

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How many were inside the box?

FYP

Inherently moral family club.

It is on Teeside.

See KCG's PM

It's the ridiculous level of detail, too, for the back door* of a burger van. *fnarr etc

Have bought bacon butties from this burger van in Newburn for ages. Only just noticed the Horror.

Yes. That.

I'd expect your phone tapped as a minimum. Muslims + Irish ..... To MI5 this is not just terrorists , this is M&S terrorists.

Hope she's ok - is it likely to have been caught on CCTV?

Thompers criticising someone for not fighting in a conflict that only exists in his fevered mind. He is, of course, Audie Murphy in this dream war.

Hand eggists from "Not Ant's country" beat hand eggists from a different "Not Ant's country".

Is that written by our very own Joe Allon, terror of many a reserve team?

Hodor!

Fower-fower-two, please. He's a Geordie you know.

With himself, in the mind of certain sick individuals