Monkeys Fist
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Who was that then,CT?
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You asked
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If our fans fuck off now they might catch the last Tube.
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Shite. S.H.I.T.E. No y. Stop it.
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I like my head attached. I wouldn't touch her with yours.
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what would it take to renew your excitement for next season?
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Even if they announced that the half time show was to be Salma Hayek taking it in the stinker on the centre spot, I wouldn't go back until Fat Bastard is gone. Shame really. -
Complete mystery that like. Anyway, here's some nice pictures to look at, totally unrelated in any way to said 40%.
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Just remind me what the "deficit" figure was that Gideon originally said that they used to justify their slash and burn policies?
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Not him- spelt correctly.
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Schooled
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Garden Centre salesman- doesn't sell greenhouses or poly tunnels. You got a part-time job by any chance?
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Can you grow kebabs?
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Has CT got an Instagram account. I reckon he'd have a cult following. Yes, Cult.
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" Thinking about trying some quaaludes, anyone ever tried the......zzzzzzzzzz"
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Poor love. Best lie down, have a bottle of Merlot and ring for a kebab.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
"carefully approaching a football in order not to frighten it." -
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Wonder if the little cunt will update his brochure? -
Get your lass to print it off for you, then tape the pages inside a porn mag.
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Life's fucking desperate below the Poverty Line, isn't it?
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Food porn version of Tubgirl