Monkeys Fist
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New business there Fish, along the lines of those fish that ate your feet. " Minge Ferrets, cleaner than razors, less painful than wax...... sometimes "
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Eh?
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Veet.
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Why have you ruined the eggs by allowing your dog to shit on them? And, brunch??, you posted this at 9:30am man -
Depends how thickly you slice it.
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As if the tattoo would stop any of you if you had a chance
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Definitely queefed.
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Japan.....
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When Mrs.F. had her emergency caesarean it was like an explosion in a butcher's shop (our first child, I made the mistake of looking), but never once did the thought cross my mind, " There's a tasty looking chunk, wonder if they'll wrap it up for me?" The Hippies have a lot to answer for.
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Ole Soderberg.
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Go for it then.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Similar tbh
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Using your analogy Fish, Pardew is essentially a frustrated wanker, then? -
Can't really argue past this tbh.
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Seems he's carrying on the fine Mackem tradition of sister fucking.
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A fine trade , but no.
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It'd be time better spent searching YouTube for " How to Slice Food Thinner Than Your Big Toe" videos.
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If it wasn't for the biased Magedia, more people would be aware that Eric Gates was miles better than Pele. ( Speaking of the Orc faced tit, 10 points to anyone who can guess what Gates does now? Guess means "don't google it" ).
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"but Pardew more so as I think he is making us far too over cautious and almost sending us out scared. I feel a braver manager, not gung ho, would have tweaked the team better and leant more towards our skilful attacking strengths." Weren't you blaming the players just last week, CT?
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Puts Fifa's efforts at fining racist clubs to shame.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Decent article Fish, but he can fuck off with "Pardew deserves sympathy". He's deserves fuck all- he knew what he was getting into when he ousted Hughton. -
Littlefinger is definitely fucking about with his accent.