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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Ken from One Direction. Joined them from Bros, then.
  2. NUST adding to the confusion nicely with their alternative timing. Ffs
  3. Gemmill is actually in the ad, bottom left
  4. He's just pissed off that he'll be held up by those leaving as he waddles back to his seat after the half time burgerthon.
  5. You might want to borrow this from Gemmill then
  6. Btw Cath, what method did you settle on for trimming your back-end?
  7. Exactly the image I had when I posted.
  8. What's best for tomatoes - greenhouse or polytunnel?
  9. That's a yes, then.
  10. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27243115 Man sets up cameras, leaves his garage open with a handbag as bait, sees the kid go in and blasts three times with a shotgun into the garage, without any warning. Self defense.
  11. It is in East Boldon, mind, that's also stretching the definition of salad. He's hoyed a random collection of stuff on a plate, put lettuce on and said " SALAD!!!" "
  12. Dear AsdaImagine my outrage upon opening your clearly labelled " Farmyard Manure" to discover that it smelt of farmyard manure! What next? Baked Beans in the Tinned Breakfast??"
  13. " Need compost- can't read. Filled small, enclosed heat generator with shit instead. "
  14. As in, " Dad I need some scag, can I have a lift?"
  15. Hence the Working Class Hero's interest in share trading.
  16. I'd guess that KK sees us as unfinished business. Both previous departures were out of his control. It'll never happen, obviously, under Fat Cunt and sadly I think by the time we are rid of him it'll be too late for KK.
  17. Too much length ( I know ) for Mr. Mushroom.
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