Monkeys Fist

That's the cropped version, in the full one she's sat next to it with her chebs out, holding an Xbox.

It's usual to wait until you've stopped shitting before wiping, you baggy sphinctered gigamorph.

Try a stand up wipe. Allows for a more gentle touch

Thought I'd start this for CT, as it seems to be the next natural progression in his determination to bore the fucking life out of us with his documentation of every single aspect of his life. Please use spoiler tags when posting pictures, you daft Weeble.

Bodie was fucking nails.

Gotta be prudent below the poverty line.

Isn't it something to do with an appearance clause in his contract, giving him a pay rise once he hits 200 appearances?

What a cunt

Patriatism is rediculous

Cunty Face

I'm going for a shit, might have a read of the paper.

If he does the land grab he keeps banging on about, ( remember , that land over the fence where he dumps all his shit and abandoned projects), he'll be able to plan a great chicken run. I say plan, as that's as far as it'll get

I was just about to post the same article. Staggering that they got away with it, also that it was attempted to keep it under wraps.

" This is ACE! Proper food, tacky 80s music, loads of cocktails. I'm in heaven Not many women here though. Still they're all very friendly. OH MY GOD THEIRS MEN KISSING EACH OTHER !!! "

Still, 10k walking is a decent amount. It would empty the SOS.

Put £50 on us to win.

I'd walk out of it if there was

And He Didn't Even Smoooke!