Monkeys Fist

Or we could look for an out of contract manager who is used to working under limited budgets.

TS tossing the salad , here.

This.

Poo nuggets

CT devastated there are no recipe links on there.

You drop your guts next to Mrs. G, find the stench unbearable, so leave the room, abandoning Mrs. G to her fate? You call that respect?

Compared to Leazes, he's a dump squid.

The only thing in this thread that has more tits than GoT lives in East Boldon.

Syrup of figs mate..... ...... And frozen bog roll.

Show me where you get your factual 5%

Mad Men was decent for a few series, but went off the boil for me. Game of Boobs is great

Show me one of these facts that you have quoted.

That is the first Eurovision video I've seen all the way to the end

This seems the right time and place to post this

I'm sure the fragrant Kathryn will be overjoyed to find her name in this thread. She can squeeze my bellows anytime she likes

Can he still fart though?

Fixed

I have been harbouring a suspicion, the truth of which I'm now utterly convinced about, that CT is actually his dotty Owld Mam, slowly descending into madness as she pretends to be the rotund,ginger disappointment that she spawned- a kind of reverse Norman Bates. Once you accept that he/she is a doddery old bat, everything-the contrariness, the working class Toryism ,the inability to grasp simple concepts, the fascination with crap food, makes perfect sense.

His larger what?

You should try being a Goth, CT.

Have you had an arsectomy?

(Can't abide Henning Wehn like. )

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-27289391 "Aussie Billionaire in Beach Brawl Looks the Fucking Double of Peter Griffin"