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The "point" of our club now can be seen either side of what was once a proud institution, below. That's all we are now, a big fucking advert for his Chav shops.

That's Jacko from Brush Strokes checking out Liza's hoop.

Are we to take her tweet, " Fuck France", literally then?

5 a day?

Move to Stirling and get the train in.

He's pretty nails for an Italian. Kept looking for the "surrender" button.

Working my way through the Assassin's Creed series. On Brotherhood at the moment. Very good so far.

Avoid Westerhailes.

If there's sexy nuns I'm in.

" Ride now, pay nothing until 2015"

So, next season's plan. Construct a "Mike's A Cunt" banner made up of 50-100 t-shirts, cunningly joined together by Velcro. Confiscate that!!

Aye, I reckon he's no need to work anymore. If I was him I'd buy a fuck off big white horse and spend my days riding round Jesmond dressed as the Mackem Slayer, impressing the bitchez. Or buy a pub

So, at this point, the greasy pole was nuts deep in you? How long (in inches) before you were lifting £100k was this?

Why were you driving a fucked Fiesta when you were a CEO?

Did he tell him he was a footballer?

It's because they (Bradford) aren't in peoples faces about it every chance they get. I remember it happening, watching it at my Dads. Horrific