Monkeys Fist

Definitely prefers comfortable shoes.

Great minds…

Which one are you, then?

The whole bit about the Observable Universe is mental tbh- even if we could travel at light speed, by the time we reached where the edge of the OU was when we set off, it will have moved further away because the Universe is still expanding. Basically, we’d never be able to get to the edge, which , I think, makes the Universe infinite, as we’ll never get to the end of it. Again…

Meh, Sweden/Denmark… same difference.

Since nobody asked, but I like a bit of cosmological chit chat; As well as Earth and the other planets rotating around the Sun, the Sun itself also rotates. However, because it’s not a solid, it spins at different rates - its equator completes a rotation every 24 days, but near its poles it takes 35 days to do the same. Mercury, the planet nearest to the Sun, takes 88 days to orbit the Sun. We take just over 365 days, and Pluto takes just over 248 years to orbit the Sun. The Solar System is also orbiting the black hole at the centre of the Milky Way, at a speed of roughly 515,000mph, taking about 230 million years to complete an orbit. Since its birth, the Sun has completed 18 Galactic orbits. The last time the Sun was in the position it is now, the Trilobites had just gone extinct and all the continents were joined as Pangaea.

It looks like an old school VW btw, I’d normally say a Golf, but it’s probably a Polo.

“ Here’s looking atchoo , kid”

Hey, it’s not to be sneezed at.

Watching the storms pass on the terrace at Café del Cheviot.

Are you playing the Dad’s D&B stage this year?

The Ladies Euros are next year. The FA can save a few quid and recycle its banners.

Dodgy Roman pizza ?

Foden might have made the call for Southgate… https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy779zdr2yro

If she’s not, I’ll guarantee she was a founding member of The Sunderland AFC Heaven Branch. They’re fucking desperate these, mind

I’ve just slept in a metal box from 7:30am. In a totally unshaded concrete parking pad. Sweaty is t the word.

Good news this, I’ve always quite admired Assange… from a distance. I imagine in person he’s fucking lifting and an insufferable weapon.

I’m not 100% convinced this Putin is the same one as the one that gave Yeltsin his final vodka.

Better quality shoplifting marra

Frankie Howerd as Yoda

Is it in Cramlington?

The Tory Twoccer, now I’ve heard everything

Fair Point.

Dee-Lite, memorable for an absolute banger and an absolute bang her of a catsuit.