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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Bitchy, Gus? Nah, I've heard he's very accommodating to the mentally challenged. You might get some free tickets
  2. Nip round to Gus' house in your shorts, CT, welcome him to Sunderland.
  3. What a truly astonishing state of affairs.
  4. Sure he'd go for it, the publicity whore.
  5. If you're not with them, you're Illuminati sheeple. ©Wolfy
  6. As ever, a great piece from George, but it is so depressing , especially the last line.
  7. All of which you'll hoy on one plate and cover in cheese and salad cream. CT salad.
  8. If that little spunk trumpet ever goes bankrupt after the amount of money he conned us out of, I will hunt him down and ruffle his hair.
  9. Oi! Nowt wrong with middle-aged married men.
  10. " Du called for ein plumber Frau?" " Ja, mein gott, vat a big wrench du has!" * it has to be German.
  11. Do you think he'd care if we did, TS?
  12. Because Boldon gets the grass cutter it deserves, not the grass cutter it needs.
  13. Ouch, that's a bummer. Best of luck finding new employment mate. Was it out if the blue or did you get some warning?
  14. Stick around the first time you do it. It's comical.
  15. I love the poison darts. A couple of times the poisoned guy has taken his mate out when he started swinging.
  16. I've just discovered you can use civilian pitchforks, hoes and such as weapons in Brotherhood They are lethal btw.
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