Monkeys Fist

He wants rolls as well as cake? Lack of respect .....

Another one! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27508752

Now you know what it's like to be Steven Taylor.

I hate that CT Thing

My knobweed is just poking through now. Think I might nip out and give it a tug.

It's going to be a bit moist at the weekend

And his raw mushroom

Happy Birthday Ya Ya Respect, innit?

Large influx of pre-teen girls potentially thwarted. SMB devastated.

He missed off, " whilst driving a taxi and posting shit pics on here".

No beans he's ever bought have lasted long enough to germinate.

Tidied

Is Martin Stephenson a Mackem?

Fascinating pics there, CT. I, and I'm sure I speak for the whole board, have never seen plants growing.

Stevie's going to love this article in The Mag. http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/newcastle-fans-need-let-go-bitterness/ It's no coincidence that to many older Geordies the author's name would be Dick Waad.

Do you think when CT has sex he balances a cherry tomato on his head to make himself look healthier?

Fair enough I'd say.

Oops

Who let you north of the water like? " Get out of our pubs Get out of our pubs You fat Mackem bastard Get out of our pubs"

Theyse belong to yayuh , Steeyvieuh?

I refer you to my post above