Monkeys Fist

Tbf, he looks a different class in the Premier league

CT's six pack NSFW, obviously.

Joffreyed

This time next year he'll have re-named his house Winterfell and spend his weekends patrolling Hadrians Wall in costume.

Hear hear!

" I fell asleep but woke up in time to read the last chapter"

Gemmill uses his Level 8 Mage to cast The Spell of Withering on The Bogtrotter hordes.

Relentless.

Pondering how The Imp is going to get out of this one, Mrs. F. suggested he get some stilts and just stroll out of Kings Landing unrecognised

"Keller, She wanks her (guide) dog, Keller! She wanks her (guide) dog, Keller!" etc

So, driving into town this morning, I notice the doors on a BT van in front of me are open. Next red light I hop out and run up to the open driver window and say, " your back doors are hanging open, want me to see to them?"...... ..... Only to hear the jaw of the female driver hit the floor. I almost managed it without laughing, too. I am such a child.

The Orificeacle has spoken.

Good lad

In brown envelopes.

With a cherry tomato on top, naturally.

Fyp

"Family villa". Do you bring the staff out or use local temps?

No, but she's not doing the weather any more.

Is that lesbian cappuccino on offer in the background?

Where are you?

Guess who Blobby's neighbours are getting blasted with tonight ?

As ever

Their shit stinks , mind. No point pretending otherwise.