Monkeys Fist

Tom and Jerry. As a kid, Jerry was the shit. Now, I realise he was nothing but a squeaky little twat.

Robert Pattinson is Cate's greatest role so far. She is him, isn't she?

Timmy Two Coats

Say Goodbye from Rosco, Boss. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32208585

Have you seen BadAidsCancerPiranhanado 2. Great Christmas movie.

Buys raft. Sinks

You tease

Science

For those on the forum who watched us running around like headless chickens for 3-4 years, Pardew is a clueless chancer.

See?

Is he gentle with you?

Oh, yeah, that as well

Fucking NHS cuts......

We can but dream.

My hopes have just increased , slightly. http://www.talkingbaws.com/2015/03/22/dick-advocaat-points-to-imaginary-watch-on-left-wrist-forgets-hes-actually-got-one-on-his-right/

Sweeyt

You mustn't get much kip on that- fucking tiny.

Have you chinned your lass, or are you keeping that for after the gyeame?

Just think of the extra SD signage we can buy with that.

I am dragging myself along to the pub to suffer through it. Got home from a nightshift at Leeds at 8:am, I'm going to be the life and soul Oh, btw, 1-2. Mackems score first, lucky rebound off O'Sheas arse. Wilson equalises with his cock, Jonas scores the 89th minute winner. There. I tried.

Wizards Sleeve?