Monkeys Fist

http://youtu.be/SKm5xQyD2vE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-27735086 In summary, an 89yr old Normandy veteran, told by his care home he couldn't go to the memorial events, thought "Aye, righto pet" And went anyway. Top marks old chap

No, I'm asking why you're such a miserable cunt. Wasn't I clear enough

Star Wars can get fucked- space western.

If Australia is so wonderful, why is Ken such a miserable cunt?

Did you call him an Englander Pigdog?

I'm sitting on the roof of an 1800s converted warehouse ( first £1million city centre flat below me), looking down river at the world famous riverscape, the Baltic Arts Centre, the Sage, and then looking down on the backs of the 1300s merchant houses ( Bessie Surtees etc) up to The Keep, the Blackgate, Greys Monument at the top of the finest Georgian street in the Uk, coming west I'm seeing SJP rising in the distance, and back down to Central station, stunning Victorian station that it is, past the remains of the City Walls by the Telegraph, and finally watching the Roman dig in the backyard of the building I'm on. No culture here, carry on.

Sydney's full of fucking Australians, too

So, when you buy the mushrooms, just buy some fresh garlic too. Oh, wait ...... unless confess now you tubby loon

Garlic granules Fuck me.

I'll ring their Head Office, warn them you're dropping by.

That bought Pardew's lunch at Nandos.

I'm calling the RSPB.

He needs to learn how to use the panoramic feature on his phone, first.

And again

Nah,man, it's the bloke out of Whitechapel

She's got less brass neck than you, Boldon Bunter

He once called the police to report his flat had been burgled, when it was actually just a midden. He'll more likely buy a place in Perth

Sarah Millican on the right, probably saying "Vagina" in a comedy manner.

Happy Birthday Leazes was right. NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

Thrilling. He's an equally exciting picture.