Monkeys Fist

Are we going to waste time or just bin him now?

Fuck off Desmond, there's a good lad.

That would explain the rising sea levels.

Soo, I was in a nightclub in Liverpool and this lass came up to me. She said, "Do you like avocado?" I said, "No, sorry love, I don't drive."

How was Brazil , " Goodluck"?

Couldn't find Basil, used Cabbage No Pine Nuts, used dry roasted. Didn't have olive oil, used butter. Used garlic granules as they're so convenient. Mix it all up then microwave for half an hour. Too die for

Cthulhu innit. Even the Elder Gods get peckish.

Really?? Whale sandwich.

If you buy Pesto Seeds, CT, you can grow your own. Plant now for late summer. https://www.unwins.co.uk/request-a-catalogue-pgid16.html

Is 'e a fret?

Happy Birthday!

Don't forget the Ghetto people.

Happy Boobday old chap.

Bet she's over the moon that's online.

Which bit, you fiend !!!

That'd be a first

I TOLD YOU ALL I WAS RIGHT !!!!!!!

#Haiku4Colback Can't read Is Mackem

Especially the ginger ones

https://mobile.twitter.com/CIA/status/474971393852182528

Wine makes you miserable? Poor bastard!