Monkeys Fist

Imagine you were explaining to CT how to transform it, Cath. Away you go

He's also quite fond of Wor Optimus

He also got an Adam West style Batman suit. I'm tempted to take him for a run after closing time tonight.

It's Fist Jnr's 4th birthday today, got him what he'd been asking for, an Optimus Prime Transformer that's all singing, all dancing, 1000megatons etc etc. After playing with it in its robot form , he asked me if I'd turn it into the truck. " Aye, no bother son, pass it here" Looked at it, Tried moving a few bits Read the instructions which followed this principle, 20 minutes later, the fucking thing is still a robot. He's getting an Action Man next year.

Wonder if he did that for a bet?

That would make Ant this fellow.

Depends what you're after from your stay. Most of the bigger city centre hotels have parking, Jesmond and Gosforth are nice suburbs a 10 minute walk from the city centre. You could stay on the coast and use the Metro system to get into the city, it's about 20 minutes ride. There's a lot of serviced apartments available for short hires now too. The Tyne valley has some beautiful villages if you're after a rural setting, but it's only half an hour at most from the city. Avoid anywhere south of the Tyne, unless you are Burt Reynolds in a canoe.

Did you use McDonalds free wifi when you vomited that post out, Wolfy?

Bloody Hell. Tell the truth, you were checking your phone whilst driving and saw that Wolfy was back

Wolfy??? The End Times are upon us.

If ever a name was ripe for mispronunciation..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-27764071

To say nothing of the time you'd need to put it up.

The Pesto Sammich Company. First outlet to open in Boldon.

West Allotment Celtic set to scupper the deal at the last minute.... " the Clahb can't compete financially wiv the likes of these " ..... Said some cunt from NUFC

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/03/best-wishes-my-dear-friend.html?m=1

FYP

Available at Asda

Red or white today, Kin?

What's the food spunk you've covered it with?

Pesto and chips for tea.

He'll have spent it all on child prostitutes in Brazil.