Monkeys Fist

Is there anything that fat mess won't do for publicity?

18, 22, 25, and 28 are beards, proper ones. The rest are bumfluff. Btw, Guisseppe Rossi

Does the Lion of Gosforth have toesticles?

Fucking hipster.

You getting picked up in a pink Cadillac?

You were right the first time. I get Mrs. Fist to hoy some dentures up her snapper and we re-enact Boba's death scene.

7. Stop it.

5. When it's been roasted.

Did you ask for it?

Happy Birthday mate, Ant beat me to the Tits. And, pics of the Boba Fett dressing gown please.

1. I steam green veg and carrots in my microwave, and sometimes do rice in it. 2. Fish in a microwave- fuck off. 3. Renton, CT always deserves ridicule.

Patriatisticism, innit?

Ditch the microwave, you'll save millions.

Just noticed CT's "special plate".

Just this. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/commuters-face-long-delays-after-7261012 Not much info

Roast it.

You ever had roasted beetroot CT?

FYP

If you've got a proper chin minge, you'll be having it for the next week,too.

Hipster soup, though, you know, pine nut and carrot water with Mongolian spinach nuts.

Has he got bits of last weeks soup stuck in it?

He wanted to grow a beard, fucking hipster.