Monkeys Fist

Bindippers have had an offer for Suarez from Borussia Munchingladsbacks.

I wouldn't use the complimentary toothbrushes , mind

Party night in Boldon again

( fecking phone, ffs )

This sounds..... Interesting http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/hart-island

Details please I'm supposed to be taking my brood in a couple of years. Need a Dads night.

Is Zumba a trade name for reinforced titanium,then? ( titanium, geddit?? )

Maybe they've just clocked your ginger mug, butter and beetroot dribbling down your chins, and are genuinely terrified?

I was there for a few hours with the Fistlets and Mrs. F's family. We had a great laugh playing Spot the Deformity. Lost count after 10 minutes tbh. More bad make up than a Max Factor factory.

I needed to Packing in smoking piled the beef on. Glad to see it coming off mind, and not a cabbage water/ seed sandwich eaten in anger.

Lost a stone since my wee argument with my heart in September. Swimming and slightly improved diet. Aiming to drop another.

" couldn't find any coconut milk, so mixed some milk and peanut butter. "

Btw, those burgers will be getting BBQed at some point this weekend.

"Shredded bacon? Is that like bacon breakfast cereal? Can I get it in Asda?"

Even if they beat us 4-0, Hart will have had a stinker

The lift scene

Couldn't catch pigeon, used KFC instead.

Microwaving the shit out of it.

I finished with the bitch aaaaaages ago, too.

That is rather good.

Still in Narnia then, Chubster?

Ffs, fish you twat.

The patella in this thread stinks.