Monkeys Fist

I'm sorry to have to do this, but you all know too much.

Is that the "Earth Liggy" theory?

"Just the tip, honest"

I don't think you realise the gravity of the situation.

Picky, picky , picky.

You'll be needing Ohhh Yeah's walk-in freezer for your arsehole on Monday.

No I didn't.

Here you go then, as you asked.

I'm serious. That's me posting on that forum. You can think it's you if you want to, but open your mind and you'll maybe begin to see that you don't exist. You are a figment of my twisted imagination.

Ok then, there's something I've been thinking deeply about recently. I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day.

It's fucking gone now!

Aye, there's a reason for that.

It's the quiz with added whizz!

Is that why you've tried to pass off other peoples theories as your own? And why you've welshed the bet with Renton?

But...... But...... There's one in my garden, I've seen it. Physical evidence.

Because he's been sussed as a total plagiarist. And he's also totally ignoring Rentons query as to why he isn't honouring their bet that he lost. I'd say he's under a bit of denpressure

Nah, bird fountain.

This looks familiar

CT will be delighted that we weigh nothing

Tell us what denpressure is then, Wolfy. In your own words.

I still don't understand.

He has thought deeply about the word "renege", and realises that we all have the wrong interpretation of it. It actually means "totally ignored". Open your minds sheeple, like what I have.