Monkeys Fist

So he’ll be voting for his local independent candidate then… I’m sure whoever that is in north sunderland has a full grasp of their mental faculties

Who you voting for on Thursday then? Changed my hoop.

Ignore these heathens mate. This place is 10 minutes from Hexham https://www.restauranthjem.co.uk/ Best restaurant in the North East. I can’t comment on the attached hotel, but I’d imagine it’s decent.

Is anyone as baffled as me by this post? What in the Black Pudding and Ecky Thump are on about???

This is the kind of utterly pointless nonsense my lass comes out with What’s the difference between taking your postal vote to the polling station and just voting normally?

It’s unerected itself so much I’ve now got a vag.

mackems inventing something, then getting angry about it?

He’d be dead, man, you dafty.

Keep going, I’m nearly there…

Makes you think.

Shambles, absolute shambles. Why did you post the blokes entire twitter history too?

What an absolute parcel of shite. Can we have the billions your mates hoovered up during Covid for taking on Ferry contracts without any boats and similar shite, please, you fucking midget personality vacuum.

She looks like one of those bendy garden hoses every version of B&M/ The Range/ Whatever sells. Would still definitely hop on, like.

Not if he dies snorting coke off a hooker’s minge…

There was a similar club in Keswick in the late 80s, the name of which escapes me now. Weird place, it had a four sided bar island that took up most of the main floor, with a tiny dance floor to the side- 10 people on it and it was getting intimate. A bunch of us from the place I was working went in one night with the express intention of seeing how fast we could all get thrown out- one lad stuck a bottle down his pants so everyone he approached thought he was sporting a magnum dong erection, I approached every lass at the bar, said hi, took a drink, then went in to my best lines whilst dribbling said drink down my chin, I can’t recall the other methods - one lad came up with one of the best comebacks I’ve heard Approached the chief scrubber sitting with her gang of scrubettes, asked her for a dance. “ No, I’m fussy who I dance with”, said Chief Scrubber. My boy came straight back with, ” Shame, as you can see, I’m not…” Poor lasses face dropped as far as her tits probably have by now. We were all “helped””back outside within about 15 minutes. There was one in Hexham too, but it was basically fight club for the local goons.

Ah… so he’s making sure no one mistakes him for a local woman.

Just have Trump eliminated as a clear and present threat to the US. Official business- no worries, no crime* * sung to the tune of Berb Marley.

Why’s he shaving his lip?

The lad on the right doing a John Redwood “ Whit thae fuck they sayin’ ?l

Aye, “mouth” wasn’t the first thing I thought when I saw that. ( admittedly, him being such a cunt may have skewed it)

I just said Ibrahim, you added the weirdo.

No one cares, Ibrahim keep it to PMs .…

I went to one in Jedburgh when I was 18 and living in Kielder. The Kielder lads I went with said words to the effect of “ If you can’t get your dick wet at The Riding, you might as well cut it off” Knees were successfully trembled.