Monkeys Fist

Get The Fuck In!!!

Ditto

Ffs how did we not get that in the net?

Ffs. Two v one when they broke there.

I’m still very much Team Sausage- I think after a “measured analysis” from Mad Dog at HT we’ll hopefully see some urgency/accuracy.

We’ve not been making runs off the ball- when we get possession we’re virtually static.

We’re trying to walk the ball in to the net, when we do actually get in their area. A fucking welly might be an approach they could try?

Puffs…

I REALLY hope Trippier gets a goal

Ffs, we just let them run through us there.

BDB sweating like a fat lad in a brothel

They’re fucking desperate to sell this “Newcastle fans aren’t happy” bs aren’t they?

Nice of the Blackburn fans to give us a little breather when they were having a decent spell

“Mugged“

Wykiki getting getting flashbacks

Come on Team Meat Tube!

Alreet Raoul, calm down!

Has Micah Richard’s borrowed a jacket off Lineker?

As well as making tea, ( had my shit, shower and shake), I’m trying to work out how the punditry tonight, for a Blackburn v Newcastle game, will manage to shoehorn in a 5 minute section of jizzing about Liverpewl Football Cgggghlub? Any takers? Will it be before the game, at HT, or FT? ( or all of the above).

They should have a word with our polydactyl friends down the road, didn’t do them any harm, if anything it’s raised their profile to a global level, not far off Barca or Madrid.

My fivehead starts at the back of my neck now.