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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Parky, would you rather eat dogshit every day , or steak once a week?
  2. Expectation- zero, fuck-all, nothing, mediocrity. Prediction - see above.
  3. Do you mean Sotheby's? Besides, Chris Ofili beat you to it
  4. One city, one club, one fucking stripe? It's black and white stripes. Note the s. Plural. Why is it so fucking difficult for these cunts to grasp a simple concept? Start with this Make it out of some wonder fabric that converts sweat into goals, whatever, stick the shyster sponsors on and sell it. There you go. Easy.
  5. What is the plural of Walrus? Walrus' Walruses Walri
  6. Like a pair of walrus' cycling down cobbles?
  7. I was sitting in traffic yesterday when I took it, sadly there were no cherry tomatoes handy to make it look lovely. I must say I prefer Kokslut tyres, better grip in the wet.
  8. After a shift inside a bakery where I was sweating like a Rolf in a kiddy pool, I am savouring a pint of this on draught.
  9. Overweight Stevie is Curly from the Three Stooges. Here he is at the Weighhouse
  10. Baked goods on a raw meat board? Lose 10 points, Tubs
  11. Or you could buy some.
  12. And the world keeps on turning
  13. Tell the truth, you're rat arsed, already, aren't you?
  14. Most run of the mill Italian places will chop the fresh garlic in a blender and then add oil in varying degrees to make a paste/flavoured oil.
  15. AM! 12:02 AM. That was last night man.
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