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If you promise to change, Ken, the Mrs. might come back you know.
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tres good. -
How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Is he Jorman , too, like? -
Remy Cabella - signs from Montpellier
Monkeys Fist replied to Monroe Transfer's topic in Newcastle Forum
Parky, would you rather eat dogshit every day , or steak once a week? -
Expectations and predictions for Season 2014/2015
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
Expectation- zero, fuck-all, nothing, mediocrity. Prediction - see above. -
Do you mean Sotheby's? Besides, Chris Ofili beat you to it
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One city, one club, one fucking stripe? It's black and white stripes. Note the s. Plural. Why is it so fucking difficult for these cunts to grasp a simple concept? Start with this Make it out of some wonder fabric that converts sweat into goals, whatever, stick the shyster sponsors on and sell it. There you go. Easy.
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What is the plural of Walrus? Walrus' Walruses Walri
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Like a pair of walrus' cycling down cobbles?
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Gemmill's new favorite song. -
I was sitting in traffic yesterday when I took it, sadly there were no cherry tomatoes handy to make it look lovely. I must say I prefer Kokslut tyres, better grip in the wet.
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After a shift inside a bakery where I was sweating like a Rolf in a kiddy pool, I am savouring a pint of this on draught.
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Say it loud, you're bald and proud Brother! -
How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
When you wash your face, how far up do you go? -
The Great Toontastic World Cup Sweepstake
Monkeys Fist replied to trophyshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Welcome to Bald Club. -
How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Overweight Stevie is Curly from the Three Stooges. Here he is at the Weighhouse -
Baked goods on a raw meat board? Lose 10 points, Tubs
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Absolutely knock out Luke.
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And the world keeps on turning
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Tell the truth, you're rat arsed, already, aren't you?
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Most run of the mill Italian places will chop the fresh garlic in a blender and then add oil in varying degrees to make a paste/flavoured oil.