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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Chilli salt and pepper ribs are a thing of beauty, outside of Boldon.
  2. Considered putting this in the cycling thread, but I reckon it has wider appeal http://www.mtb-downhill.net/she-does-it-right/
  3. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    And they banned you? Worse than NO etc etc
  4. Also, does referring to BMW as "Bavarian" make Ant's car any less of a L'Oreal scented Mincermobile?
  5. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    All the best nutters are also seemingly banned from Flat Earth forums. What happened there then, Crazy Horse? http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=61748.msg1621889#msg1621889
  6. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    He's been barred from parent evenings since the "tin foil hat and soiled y-fronts" incident.
  7. They beat you to that joke years ago mate http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ramainz
  8. Wait until you see the ginger cunt play
  9. Deed. 65. Bugger. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28275535 The audience
  10. This is a phrase you'll hear plenty of over the coming months, as Mrs. Ken takes the house, car, everything you had, and lines her love nest with it for her young, virile replacement cocks.
  11. Tits or pokeybu..... No, I'll stop it.
  12. Courtesy of RSPB, some Great Tits
  13. Pokeybumwank time for you too, I'd say, HMHM.
  14. Why? Do you get use your wheel's temporary roof or something?
  15. Forgive my total ignorance, but will an epidural not leave you , you know, numb from there down? #pokeybumwanktime.
  16. I think in a few hours, we'll be getting your sloppy seconds.
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