Monkeys Fist

You haven't read the findings of the tribunal have you, Wolfy? You know, the one when KK tried to to take NUFC to the cleaners and was proved correct in everything he said. Knob.

Aye, don't need any people like that around here

Shan?

No I'm saying go and have some, it's too early for this shit.

Do you believe in bacon?

Everyone's a Dad or a cyclist.

I'm looking at that, and I'm thinking , " Fish-eye lens, obviously. "

Faker than Jordan's piss flaps. Pfft

I'm not asking that. I'm asking you if the big hydrogen-gobbling, electrolysising ball of friction at the centre of the concave bowl is circular? More importantly, as it "goes up and down", and therefore must be in some kind of tube, is the tube circular at the top, where all the sun light/friction gets out?

Is the sun not circular then?

Like a pissed driver

Righto. Day and night. Explain.

Electrolysis? Where does the electric current from? And, given the amounts needed to power the sun, how aren't we instantly fried when we go for a swim in the sea?

So the sun runs on water ? Are the magic crystals covered by the oceans then? I'm curious how the "hydrogen and other elephants" are transferred from the ocean to the sun, and how the transfer of atomic level particles affects pressure?

No you didn't. You said " it moves up and down as it gains and loses energy" You didn't explain why.

And...... I thought this sun was covered by magic crystals, shining their glorious planet projections onto the dome? If it's covered by crystal, one of the hardest natural substances, how can it create this pressure difference for the tides? You're just making this shit up on the hoof, aren't you?

How does your sun move? What causes it?

What are the tides, Wolfy?

FYP (That's bilge water, btw).

Solar or loony?

"They" did. Look it up on YouTube

They evacuated denpressure from a chamber of stupid.

You've bought one of those penis enlarger pumps, haven't you? Did you you buy it from Boldon, by any chance? Then tell me how you, personally, evacuated pressure from a chamber, and what it proved.