Monkeys Fist

Boldon. The only place white dogshit still exists.

You've just given CT diabeetus.

Individually buttered spuds , though. That's attention to detail. ( even if the detail is best viewed from a long way away).

Avec un garnis de tomate cerise?

Just found these on iplayer, it's a series of interviews from the 60s of WW1 veterans. (Follow the link for the full list of interviews) Watched this one, of a woman recalling her husband joining up and then her receiving "the letter". The last few minutes are heartbreaking, but also reveal what an entirely different world it was back then. 17 minutes long, but worth it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01tcxp4

At least you've got 15 minutes of food hygiene to look forward to. " always wash your hands after handling raw patient " " everything looks better with a cherry tomato on top". Then 14 minutes kip.

Groin to brain- most direct path then. Good luck mate.

Oof!

I have you all divided into Whizz Kids and Chip-ites. Just saying.

Similar to Cake.

Did you not find the gas mask restricted your viewing pleasure?

http://www.newcastle.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/get-attachment.asp?attachmentid=1758 This one, HMHM?

Thanks for reading my post.

Mugrighter will not be easily thwarted!

On behalf of every mammalian penis on the planet, I find this comparison offensive.

Takes an hour to get here thanks to radio relay stations and denpressure.

People have way too much spare time http://www.cnet.com/uk/news/wacky-brit-maker-wants-to-fart-in-frances-general-direction/

An Air Algerie flight gone " off radar" over the Sahara. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28460625

This is CT's livelihood going down the pan, along with his baby wipes.

I occasionally adopt a jaunty "one leg raised, one leg planted" stance for a bit of variety. Also helps to sing Mario Lanza songs.

Fruity King you say?

Said the pianist.