Monkeys Fist

Keeping up the randomness, Mike Smith, ex DJ and helicopter crasher, has pegged it. 59. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28623367

Ken never apologising. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/5-general-random-conversation/?p=1288100 Honestly man, what the fuck are you on about? Gibberish.

You've lost it mate. Go to bed

You still haven't explained this "sting" you claim is being carried out. Let's have it.

Ken/Wolfy.

2 tinnies of Fosters and he's barking at the moon. She's not coming back mate, get over it.

Embarrassing isn't he?

Explain it to me. I'm too cretinous to work it out.

What's that, then?

Book yourself a taxi with CT to take you in on the 14th, Stevie- you'll have forgotten there's owt wrong with you by then.

I have yet to see Sharknado, but it's on my list

Positive news for the most part Stevie. And don't worry about the short term memory loss, we'll remind you, often, about how much you love South Tyneside. ( have you asked them about the chances of gaining any Superpowers btw, you never know!)

Hoy some sugar in it.

This you then?

Aye but Kong was 50ft, which is just under ten times the size of a normal silverback.

I call mine Fistnu, Destroyer of Vag.

Dormouse eating expansionist twats.

Didn't they catch some chap and put him in a sports bag, in the bath? Oh...... wait...... that was suicide, wasn't it

If we are justifying this because of centuries old past events, I'm focken outraged that we in the UK aren't now lobbing rockets at Saxony, Normandy, Denmark and Norway. Italy can have some too.

I attended the funeral recently of my elder brother's father-in-law,Colin, and was reminded of an encounter my nephew and him had with Bobby when my nephew was about 18 months old. Colin used to take him to the Gosforth Park Marriott to swim, and afterwards he'd get him a glass of juice in the bar. After one of their regular swims, they went in and Colin noticed Bobby was in, about to watch a match ( Euro 2000 was on at the time). (Colin used to write match reports for a lot of North East football, including NUFC, so had a passing acquaintance with Bobby, they were also of a similar age) My nephew has been Black and White since birth, and at the time would pass SJP every day as his dad worked opposite Barker and Stonehouse, every day he'd get very excited as he pointed at the ground and told whoever was around that that's where "Bobby Buttball" lived. Whilst the nipper was away exploring and doing nipper things, Colin got their drinks, and in passing Bobby said hello, then Bobby invited him to sit with him and watch the game. The nipper returned for his drink and was oblivious to who was sat next him for a short while, then he apparently stopped dead in his tracks, pointed at SBR and shouted " It's Bobby Buttball!", then went off round the bar telling everyone excitedly that Bobby Buttball was sitting next to his grandad. Bobby found his new name highly amusing, chuckling every time , and spent the rest of the first half talking about the old days with Colin and playing with my nephew. Top man.

He's been to see his Bong dealer next door.