Monkeys Fist

You've broken it already, haven't you?

That's you, that is.

Likes a party. Less keen on Kleenex

Only after you've tried microwaving your fish in it.

It's not even close to the finest animated Disney, and I say that as a proud cartoon geek. ( took my laddie to the cinema, his choices were Frozen or Walking with Dinosaurs- the little spaz chose Frozen and after the first 20 minutes of interminable singing he was like ...... He's 4.

I expect pictures.

Squiffage?

Is the right answer

I know as much as Trooper

Who asked you like?Butting in like some big time general with a shoulder full of Chèvre-ons.

Alreet man! No need to be so gruff.

Have you grown a goat?

There's more hair on a baby's arsehole than between those two.

New one on me that. I'll try it out on Mrs. " Can I broken promise on your tits, petal?"

Waste of bullets. Use bricks

Isn't it a contraction of "donkeys years"? Not posh though

It'd be great without the bib. I've said it before, black and white stripes- not difficult.

Bloke walks into a bar and sees Van Gogh supping a beer. " Alreet, Vince, love your potato pictures, can I get you a beer" " No thanksh, I've got one 'ere".

Vince Vaughan and Colin Farrell supposedly in True Detective season 2. Ah well, it was good while it lasted. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/vince-vaughn-colin-farrell-among-stars-rumored-for-true-detective-roles/

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