Monkeys Fist

Unusually for the south, you get a good head with your beer in there.

Whatever you up end having, Chin Chin, as they say

Don't be daft man!

What's on the booze menu tonight, Fuck Chops?

If anyone was going to......

If CD leaves Lahndahn without demolishing at least a sharing platter of pie and liquor I'll be severely disappointed.

That's without the Eng. Lang. Module

I'm amazed he coped with the view from the apartment. Right on Leicester Square, wasn't it CD?

Is "Keyhole" some kind of surgical nurse euphemism ?

You gave your lass a rectal in Hyde Park? Dorty bassa.

It appears not Can't think why

Cringeworthy

CT- books a self-catering apartment. Eats out every meal.

Getting a chase was one of the best things about playing in sites. I found some leftover cement at the old peoples houses being built on our street when I was about 10, so I laid about 5 breeze blocks before the guard chased us. I'm proud to say they remained in place ( because, yes, I checked regularly ). Was also lucky enough to have Gosforth Park a short bike ride away, so dens were made years before Ray Mear rolled onto our screens.

I can just see a massive pair of shorts with a phone floating above them.

Good luck mate. I'll send you my PayPal details on Friday so you can pay back that £5000 I loaned you.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/28732601 Legia Warsaw asking Celtic to do the honourable thing. Good luck with that

And he took the piss out of Ant's car. The cheek.

Have

This has been discussed elsewhere in the forum. Second hand news , tbh.

Oh well. I spent a week there once, never going back again.

Use duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything