Monkeys Fist

His sledge is.

Mystic Meenz. Stevie has competition since he became Megamind.

Dammit, I was hoping for a Wolfyesque reply.

Knew what would be who?

On the money he had to spend because he fucked up when he bought us?Silly, ungrateful me

How much would S***** D***** have paid for all the advertising they've had for free at SJP over the years? Be interesting to see how much they've cost us. ( I'm looking at you Happy Face).

And, no, not for 18 years.

Forgot the tits! How terrible. Here's Playboy's Miss August from the year you were born.

Bit late, but Happy Birthday you old git.

Soz like petal Thanks for the definition, chortle is a new one on me.

Snortling?

They were marrows, weren't they?

That's it like- detestable arse lickery, tactical incompetence, and capitulating before a ball is kicked aside, the football he serves up is dull as fuck.

And four candles?

Couldn't find a courbette. Had a kebab.

Couldn't find a courbette, used a cucumber. Same thing

Where's the courbette?Don't tell me you peeled them? ( with a focken axe, by the look of it?)

Cut lengthways, chargrilled, seasoned. Boom.

CTs menu. Appetiser Cheesy Wotsits vol-au-vents and Cherry B Entree Jambon au Pain a la Chemin de Fer Côte d'Est Main Wok in a Box Chinkys Dessert Asda own brand Cornettos.

Now that, that I'd watch.

Stevie, if you're going to wear a baseball cap, wear this one.

My Mrs. is curiously obsessed with this shite. Would you book The Fish to do stand-up as your "entertainment"? Or you could do a slideshow of CT's What's for Lunch pics.....

He's gone full retard South Tyneside with an Asbo bracelet.