Monkeys Fist

CT, Sleeper Cell. " Agent Skovitall , the time is now. You are activated, assassinate the PM" CT/Skovitall "As soon as I've created my latest transport inspired sandwich..... Hang on, kill Dave? ....."

Cameroonian player has been killed in Algerian league by a rock thrown from the crowd. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/28918021

As long there's no Ghetto people- he don't dig on dey jive talk.

I said the same thing, but would I listen? Would I shite.

Why was that, then, I wonder?

Eh?

We like this.

Don't be shy man, say what you really think.

Fuck Right Off. I hate to break it to you but this isn't fucking Facebook.

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad I take something for it.

I really enjoyed our little foray in the Championship if I'm being honest. *dons flak jacket.

Anyone handling my stolen kegs needs one of these

Not any more. It's just after 5pm. It's Friday. That's nearly half past beer.

I'm guessing 3 bottles of Shiraz.

Here's a link to a review of his "children's" book http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/05/19/1021801637185.html

I am offended by the apology for the apology that caused offence. Who do I complain to?

Had he had a caesarean in that one?

Captain's Log, innit?

Pump my love lick

Bow down ye pretenders at the feet of the King of the Cunts!

It's annoyed Fish so much he's typing sdrawkcab.

Got bored rigid with AC3, so left it unfinished after New York. Currently engaged as the Scourge of the Caribbean on AC Black Flag- excellent romp!

It is too! Dodgy get!

46"?Howay, he's big but he's not that big