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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Makes a change from Shrek 1-4 and "Spickitol Me". (That's "Despicable" in Donkeyboy )
  2. Good luck Tooj. Unless they've had it, it's hard to express to people how utterly debilitating chronic back pain is. Fingers crossed
  3. (Better than a "thumbs up" smiley, though )
  4. Don't do it! 99% of breast reduction patients regret it , says an official survey, somewhere. Hope you're all fine and dandy, naturally.
  5. I think it was Howay, a few pages back, that likened Pardew to a crusty wank sock. Harsh. A crusty wank sock does it's job. That is all I can find to say about this farce of a club, and that's what fucks me off more than anything.
  6. Btw, Stevie, don't click that link, you'll just end up back in A&E.
  7. Good man. I would've but my keyboard has drowned.
  8. Must keep going ....... stay awake...... still waiting for Winona's guttersnipe...... Can't take anymore RedBull.
  9. It's the bit on his scales that whizzes by on its way to 14 stone.
  10. The X-Factor drinking game- turn the telly off and get pissed instead.
  11. Stevie mate, if you can't wrap in the booze for a while to recover, then your tumour mightn't be the only problem you have? Look after yourself man.
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