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  1. Monkeys Fist
    He wants to hope he doesn't need throat surgery. They'll never find it under those chins.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    I'm fretting over the fret to the fret.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Yeah.
  4. Monkeys Fist
    CT used to sit in the Gallowgate, watching her and Wor Jackie I gather she won't be getting cremated though, what the toxic fumes it would produce.
  5. Monkeys Fist

    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    Alternatively, fry up some chimp vomit.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Sounds like you might have a pizza box stuck in there. Or Ebola.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Post another, you can't stop now.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Ewerk
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Dunno, but I want you to show me.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Low fat. With added nuts.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    You know him so well
  12. Monkeys Fist
    I'd answer if I could be arsed.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Ditto
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Cheers mate. This time 16 years ago I was sitting down to a 5 course meal in Borrowdale, with poonani for dessert Risotto tonight, cos it's easy, and the vague promise of a scuttle at the weekend.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Securitea?
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Sharing platter for 4 at the Britannia in Boldon.
  17. Monkeys Fist
    I can not be the only one to read "wrist/arm pain" and instantly turn into Sid James. Oh, aye, it's my 16th wedding anniversary today,
  18. Monkeys Fist
    "Musical". My bairn will never see that as long there's breath in my body.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Too late! Was the cry. Beddybyes.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Go on then, you first
  21. Monkeys Fist
    You're not an OOT, man. You're a GDG.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Sadly, a wank sock is also easier to get rid off.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    I'll be honest, it's a non-event until I see Winona's growler.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    4? Eh?
  25. Monkeys Fist
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