Monkeys Fist

The eggy, farty, bottom.

Coffee..... Smell some.

A Hatemful

Nicking that.

Lone pitch invader got within 20 yds of Pardew at the end. Craig man! Teach that lad some self control.

I'm reporting Craig to Social Services. What kind of monster takes his kid to this shower of shite? And, NUFC scoring 3 goals without letting any more in? Aye, game over.

What odds on Fraser Forster scoring?

Trophyshy, if you steep the winnets in beer for a week you'll get a far better result.

£5 a day for a sandwich, Fish? Take some Boldon Ciabatta Add some Cleadon carvery Garnish To die for.

Opened thread expecting some Better Call Saul-themed porn. Disappointed.

Happy Rapid Deterioration , sorry it's late.

" couldn't find a banana, used lard"

Surely you can get a Blue Badge if you have a maggot for a penis ?

FYP I'll believe when the Fat Fuck waddles off into the sunset , dragging Pardew with him.

Where?

This'll shift those last 4-10lb. http://www.clinicbeaucare.co.uk/women-cosmetic-surgery/surgeries/chin-lift.html

Only on days of the week

Given his recent throat problems (intense pain!), I reckon CT is no stranger to a black cock.

I have just heard about the Ayam Cemani chicken, a rare breed which is completely black. Look at this magnificent bastard And, by completely black, I mean everything. I am putting this on my "must eat once" list, even though they're £1500 a pop.

And they thought Nuclear was bad CT's weekly bog blockage clearance.