Monkeys Fist

It's like previous iPhones, but bigger.

Breaking news: Cameron's post-result email to Salmond has been leaked.

Never mind, eh, what, chaps?

Posted from my iPhone.

The lad in the pics is a Mackem, smashing lad, but still As I took the first one I told him I'd give him a copy as a rare memento of a Mackem being above Newcastle.

"Mr. Pardew is not very good. Please terminate contract"

Shit news Stevie. Make the most of the time you've got.

Speaking of high places, snapped these at work last week. Edit; this is what we were hanging from

Dorty Twat. It's his petname for The Gaffer

So we'll look forward to his return following his recovery, shall we?

This. Best of luck to Jonas, and he's probably better off away from the utter cunts running our club whilst he recovers.

Should've been sacked for the suit.

CT man, Let it go, let it go I don't care what you're going to say

Aye, but when she eventually does, she'll be fucked.

Cleaning is pointless when you leave, as, if it's a woman moving in, she'll scrub and sanitize the place to within an inch of it's life anyway. If it's a bloke , he won't be arsed if you do or not.

Is a memo an offensive meme?

I want to know how come THE FANS are escaping any flak? I'm no Pardew apologist, but, come on?

Darsley Park is 2 minutes from my house

Mr Bean ( with eggs and bacon) strikes again.