Monkeys Fist

You know when something is on the tip of your tongue, but you just can’t quite place it? Ever since these two delightful ladies became notorious, I’ve known that the one on the right reminded me of someone/thing, but I could never think who. It’s just dropped.

It’s mental isn’t it? A few years back when my laddie was in cubs, they asked for parents who could assist on a day-long bike ride they were planning. I volunteered and they asked us all to do an enhanced CRB check. ( At no point were any of us going to be alone with a child, we were in groups of 1 Scout leader , 2 parents, and 6-7 kids.) WTF kind of checks did the Met run, if any?

Ah’m shewa ivery Preemya Leaygue club will be in for Jobe for at leayst £45million, once wi sayuh tharits what The Model sez ees worth, marra.

I was mugged by 6 dwarfs last night. Not Happy.

Giddup

Top notch.

That’s a shame- seemed like a decent bloke.

Shame he’s not dead, though.

This kind of pedantry is like hot soup on a cold day for my soul.

Hexham closing its M&S https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czk501mzr72o Try not voting for the Tories you cattle botherers.

Away to Man City then.

Dazzlered YP

Dont be shy, pet.

No idea mate. ( Here’s that new avatar you asked me for, btw )

Much. Giggedy.

5-0 Longstaff running 50yds to score all seven. Hall hat trick in Extra Time.

Wonder what odds he got for us to win?

It’s your own fault for getting your belly out on telly.

Durham Mags flag there Ready to Groom will be going supernova about now.

Not Blackburn, thank fuck.

You fucking beauty!!!!!

Come on Dubs

Fucking hell man Bruno

Ffs