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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Gotta watch out for those Reds- next thing you know we’ll be overrun with Marksieists.
  2. He probably is- keeps dropping his Prosecco in Palmersville Aldi
  3. Sound- All’s Well That End’s Well. 👍
  4. Too soon, that’s it- you’re bard!
  5. It didn’t help that the bloke who wrote the books couldn’t be arsed to finish them, so they had to make it up for the ending too.
  6. This era Ms. Carey was truly trouser-troubling.
  7. He also obviously didn’t have a fucking clue what DEI stood for.
  8. That, and the cock in your mouth.
  9. I’m biding my time for the ginger dreads.
  10. Watching it on iPlayer later, so SPOILERS FFS! Thankee
  11. I’ve thought long and hard about posting this* Just got back from an afternoon in Durham with Mrs. F and Fist Jnr. Stroll around the shops, up to the Cathedral, had a poke around God’s house, all very nice and relaxed. Came out of the cathedral and headed off across the green to go get some late lunch, and there they were- the first replica kit sporting folk I’d seen in the entire few hours. Three lads in their mid-20s. Guess what colours ( Naturally I went straight up and offered them out, which, of course, they declined whilst involuntarily voiding their bowels.)** * three seconds ** Imagine.
  12. Means you have to helicopter the owld fella when we score.
  13. 9 August. Women’s Beach Volleyball finals.
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