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    1.Salma Hayek 2.Sofia Vergara 3.Christina Hendricks
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    Not fair Fish. He's below the poverty line, man!
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    http://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/winnet
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    I'll save your sausage fingers the trouble, CT. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall
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    Certainly roused me from my hypnagogic stupor.
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    As a compromise, Stevie, why not move halfway between South Shields and Wylam? Sort of in the neighbourhood of , ooh, Waterloo St area.
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    I'm 46. I remember the 5-0 game. At 2-0, no one in my vicinity looked the least bit nervous, worried or anything other than euphoric. I was also wearing long trousers.
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    This weekend is my mother-in-law's 70th. Given the fact that she's an absolute lush, the consumption so far is within reasonable boundaries. I.e. I'm smashed Tonight was the warm up, tomorrow ... God help me.
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    Calm down, pet. He's got a moob itch, at best.
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    THE HORROR!
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    He's just telling Pardew what to order for tea man.
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    Shouldn't it be " a fish rots from the head sideways"? Unless it's balancing on its tail, in which case the cocky get deserves to rot.
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    Shows how clueless current Media fuckwits are.
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    I repeat. Fuck off, you cunt.
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    Well, fuck me. Cisse you daft cunt.
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    Got the radio commentary on, "Happy" playing over the PA Piss taking cunts.
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    Dear Dave in Portsmouth. Fuck off you know-nowt bumpkin. Thanks.
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    It's not a badge of honour, you massive cock-end.
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    There's a shock. If there's an opportunity for the club to act the cunt, they take it. Every time.
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