Monkeys Fist

Some people just want to watch the pie burn.

Were you right about the Shepherds and Halls, too?

And , right there, is the point. Is it really worth point scoring over this?

A moment past the lips, a lifetime on the chins.

Here you go. "Gutiérrez también habló sobre su situación con Newcastle. "No quiero decir si eran buenas o malas, no puedo juzgar," dijo el ex defensor de Real Mallorca. "Lo que puedo decir es que me dolió mucho cuando me dijeron que mira para otro equipo después de eso tuve la cirugía. Había estado en el club durante cinco años - que fue difícil".

OED: Slim slɪm/ Adj. Slim; lean, trim, not having three fucking chins.

Every time

Weird that. This appeared on my Facebook this morning.

Yes. The cancer discovery was first. Then the club told him to fuck off. But please, feel free to argue otherwise.

After I'd ruined my previous list, I'd buy myself a trip to space. And take Wolfy. If he still came out with his bullshit, I'd leave him there.

It's CT with a wig on.

Just when I thought it was impossible to despise them more than I do, they give me a reason. Try to imagine the discussion at the meeting when they decided this without feeling utterly disgusted. Fucking pigs.

Yes it is

They're chilling on Sunday.

It's what dear old Enoch would've wanted.

*weirdo. That's English, please use it.

" This is a new procedure Mr. Tooj. By going in through the anus, the majority of patients have reported a f Mr. Tooj? Mr. Tooj, COME BACK"

He'll never get the thing back up, it's just toooo massive.

Bet his ex-wife is boiling her piss.