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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
"My Struggles With Wayward Eggs, and How I Overcame Them. " A moving account of one man's thrice daily battle to cook a bread shaped egg, and how he eventually gave up and bought a budgie. -
Pumping like a rabbits cock, thanks. How's the liver?
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He had 4 bottles of Shiraz in his car.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
What's the plate in the second picture for? -
7 injured, 1 seriously. They'll be pulling black snot out their heeds for weeks.
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Japanese climbers on a volcano when it goes off! Don't know about you, but I wouldn't be standing there filming the hot ash cloud as it raced towards me.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
So they are microwaved? -
Man gets fired from job. Goes to car, re-enters workplace. Decapitates random worker with knife. As you do. Ffs. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29381980
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Microwaved "fried" eggs? Ffs, have been at the Betterware catalogue. -
Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Go on then..... -
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Dont be daft- cancer doesn't exist. It's just faulty denpressure"- Wolfy , Teeside Loonybin (Btw, look at the URL for the pic how much wtf? can you get in one line?)
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Three things you would do if you won the Lottery.
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Over there, thanks. -
I'm just shitting it for when people realise my real name is Madge Bishop.
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Moderated.
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Three things you would do if you won the Lottery.
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Fuck off. Then when you get there, fuck off some more. -
See my bit in brackets
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Since his primary targets must be blind, he's clearly going for full sensory overload, leading to button mushroom manipulation.
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http://www.samaritans.org ( given that my favorite Radiohead track is Black Star, I am taking the piss )
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Three things you would do if you won the Lottery.
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Or a gallon tub of lube, at the very least. -
What about the shrubs???? Fucking know-nowt Sky bandwagon gardening jumpers.