Monkeys Fist

Obi Wank?

https://mobile.twitter.com/paddypower/status/516668256078540800

Kinky bastard.

He has no gag reflex.

Cisse on. Guaranteed to take a boot to the knee.

His local stopped selling Erdinger, took the food off, and even tried doubling their prices ( poverty, innit?). But he still kept going. So they closed.

Who the fuck would want an Ashley autograph?

Tidied

He's consistently done the thing least expected. Since we all expect him to piss us off and stick with cuntchops, maybe he actually will sack the tit. Grasping at straws, here, like

Succinct and to the point.

Heathen. Aye, he pretty much dismisses Bonham and Moon out of hand. I thought the footage of his duels with his drumming heroes was pretty incredible. He was a massive Cath, like. ( I actually snorted when his daughter's name came up- Ginette. Poor lass is his double too. )

Nice one, Manuel.

Watched Beware of Mr. Baker on Netflix last night. It's a doc about Ginger Baker, drumming mentalist. Which about sums it up Well worth a watch. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1931388/

Seems 60+ people weren't so lucky in escaping the eruption. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-29399306

Yes, but I don't still have multiple chins. You fat fuck

At the risk of sounding all Boldon, I'm back into 34' jeans. Svelte.

Nah, he'll go to the game. Won't see it, of course, since, due to the lack of queues he'll be on a massive pie'n'cheeseburger frenzy

And titties.

I know the bloke on the left. He's called Dick Holder.