Monkeys Fist

I'm assuming from your username that you're fond of the odd Greggs meat pie?Just wondering how much filling you like in them?

There's the shock of the night.

As usual, we lead the way. 2 black managers in our recent past.

He can law at get some punditry work. Oh...... Hang on.

Thinks I'm some kind of strumpet.

I'm no slut, you cheeky bitch.

Nope, nor us.

" you stiwl got Joe's nambah?"

CT's second account. ( ghostwritten, by his daughter)

Nice work Tom.

??This one?

Is that Charnley with him?

Yes you have, often, and no you're not.

Don't. Don't even joke man The daft cunt gave JFK a job, TWICE!

Flounce shelters at the ready. Fatcon 1.

Carver will probably be caretaker until Christmas man

Paddy McDee, straight after that parcel of shite on Radio Newcastle, hoyed this on, no intro

" I fawt we done well against a fantastic Stoke side full of quality, but I fink the lads woz unsettled by the Japanese volcano going off,oh, and the fans too."

Unsurprisingly, Fatboy Slim is desperate for a bite.

"This little one's not worth the effort."

Ameobi coming on. Has anyone told Pardew it's not Sherla?