Monkeys Fist

Was his Dad an Aerosmith fan?

Ken, 4 bottles of Shiraz to the good, goes out in his Kangaroo onesie and kicks off.

Bang goes the week.

She gives great head.

" Nnnnnngh, balls deep yet, Mikey?"

He dropped one of his chins on his keyboard, can't work out how to use his android phones, and is too poverty stricken to get his iPhone 6. Last seen stealing frozen kebab meat from Boldon Asda.

Good point , Marra. FTM 3-0

Really, is there any need for that ? You southerner.

(Sorry, I'm doing my Rail PTS and I'm bored rigid )

" Have you seen that darkie in Gone Girl, mate? He's your spitting dabs."

I find that easier to read, Ewerk, if you add "Nnnngh, fanx Mike" every fifth line or so, and imagine Little Denny delivering it in a pained, staccato voice, looking over his shoulder at Ashley.

The Jackson picture, and several others by Stevie, were included in his latest biography. Michael, so talented and what incredible eyes! It's a beautiful day here in sunny California! My beautiful wife and children. Isn't she lovely?

Incredible that he managed to hold a bass guitar, never mind play the fucker.

10 best Drugz inspired by Albums. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35259-the-10-best-albums-inspired-by-drugz/#entry1304196

Who Hell He ?

Sorry to ruin the surprise

At least he's not black

Have you infected his PC yet?

Real Madrid Celtic New York Cosmos West Allotment Celtic Ross County Dadoooooon.

He'll be polishing the living fuck out of his trophy tonight.

Shearer over Guivarc'h ? Where's the fret?

Robert over Ginola? Fuck off

Frust