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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Which implies you were still shitting yourself. Did you have to stand-up wipe?
  2. The trailers are enough to get me hitting the channel change. Never seen an actual episode- never will.
  3. *gravelly voice over bloke* Michael Owen talks about horses and edits his brochure in ......... The Bore Identity.
  4. Parky, stick these in your eyeballs- more fun, less effort. (Other than this fucking bilgewater, what does Sugar actually do these days? )
  5. Mega Clitz is, or was, opposite BlueLine Taxi office in Wallsend. Always made me chuckle when I passed it.
  6. Oddly, a sideline business I run is Home Vacuuming Massage Visits. Mates rates, naturally.
  7. Anywhere outside of sunderland looks the same to him.
  8. Bought it from Ute-R-Us. Bunch of cunts tbh.
  9. Just seen this, cheeky fucker! I'll have you know that when I had hair, it was a lustrous thing of beauty.
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