Monkeys Fist

Have they ever? You would know, I suppose.

How do you do an 8-0 gesture though? Only mackems could do that on two hands

Aye, I told her to grab nearby children if it fell, use them to protect herself.

So, after standing outside for an hour, being told the delay was because part of the new screen was loose, my cousin, who travelled up from Warwickshire, took this pic from her seat.

Not guilty. If I'd put it up the only delay would be in handing out sunglasses to everyone, to shield the eyes from the sheer brilliance of it. As it is, some fuckmuppet will not be getting paid any time soon.

The above photo was printed on Kodiak paper.

Boom.

He started it all, should've stayed a joiner.

Guess who it was first posted in response to?

Same bloke, I reckon. You never see them on the same team , do you? #wolfy.

He wouldn't be able to say that without having a sit down halfway through. I fucking couldn't .

How are you?

@@Meenzer, you're half Polish/Swiss/Whatever, aren't you? Do these apply to you http://www.scandikitchen.co.uk/little-ways-annoy-scandinavian-person/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/29662220 There's no chance, is there?

"Up" Fnarr fnarr gak yuk yuk.

Oh, head hair. Oops

Pack it in man, Gemmill, ffs! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/police-hunt-man-who-exposes-7953109#rlabs=1

Can you not just wax it?

Car wash ? That explains the good kicking I got last time.