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  1. Monkeys Fist
    I thingk hims a man, not a wumming.
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    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    Apur bat hitz egiten dut, baina ez naiz ondo moldatzen.
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    Would you like to go fishing, maybe after a lunch of chicken?
  4. Monkeys Fist
    I have to say, your insightful posts and fascinating videos have lit a fire in me that can not now be quenched. I have so many questions … How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? How many times must the cannonballs fly before they're forever banned?
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    I’ll beat them. 140 bpm.
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    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    Basque isn’t Spanish.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Invaders must die. Will you Stand Up and Run With The Wolves while The World’s On Fire, or is this just a Warriors Dance in the Black Smoke from you?
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Do you have a point here or are you just off your lips?
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    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    How is Parky?
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Ok have a nice day
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Nothing Gainered.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    “ Charity Pig Roast”
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Whereas Eric Prydz…
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    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    This is killking me.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Check mate, marra.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    She’s not very funny either. Used to be a psych nurse though…
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Him and his mate, both obsessed with Chess, were sat in the lobby of a hotel, trying to outdo each other last Christmas The manager threw them out saying, ” Sorry, no chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”.
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    Fair enough that mind, a copper with “cunt” tatted across his forehead wouldn’t be a good look ( as well as being utterly superfluous). They let this lad in though, but only as a door for the Traffic Cops.
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    This flirting between Dougle and Fish is almost as sweet as that time Rosemary West killed her kids.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    You know when something is on the tip of your tongue, but you just can’t quite place it? Ever since these two delightful ladies became notorious, I’ve known that the one on the right reminded me of someone/thing, but I could never think who. It’s just dropped.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    It’s mental isn’t it? A few years back when my laddie was in cubs, they asked for parents who could assist on a day-long bike ride they were planning. I volunteered and they asked us all to do an enhanced CRB check. ( At no point were any of us going to be alone with a child, we were in groups of 1 Scout leader , 2 parents, and 6-7 kids.) WTF kind of checks did the Met run, if any?
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Ah’m shewa ivery Preemya Leaygue club will be in for Jobe for at leayst £45million, once wi sayuh tharits what The Model sez ees worth, marra.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    I was mugged by 6 dwarfs last night. Not Happy.
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