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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Tea, dessert, or table?
  2. Zer nahi duzu esatea, tximino uzkia?
  3. I thingk hims a man, not a wumming.
  4. Apur bat hitz egiten dut, baina ez naiz ondo moldatzen.
  5. Would you like to go fishing, maybe after a lunch of chicken?
  6. I have to say, your insightful posts and fascinating videos have lit a fire in me that can not now be quenched. I have so many questions … How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? How many times must the cannonballs fly before they're forever banned?
  7. Basque isn’t Spanish.
  8. Invaders must die. Will you Stand Up and Run With The Wolves while The World’s On Fire, or is this just a Warriors Dance in the Black Smoke from you?
  9. Do you have a point here or are you just off your lips?
  10. This is killking me.
  11. She’s not very funny either. Used to be a psych nurse though…
  12. Him and his mate, both obsessed with Chess, were sat in the lobby of a hotel, trying to outdo each other last Christmas The manager threw them out saying, ” Sorry, no chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”.
  13. Fair enough that mind, a copper with “cunt” tatted across his forehead wouldn’t be a good look ( as well as being utterly superfluous). They let this lad in though, but only as a door for the Traffic Cops.
  14. This flirting between Dougle and Fish is almost as sweet as that time Rosemary West killed her kids.
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